Thanos To Primary Challenge Trump

While attending David Koch’s funeral, Thanos, the mad Titan, announced his candidacy for the Republican nomination for President.

While speculation has begun about a possible running mate, three names that have arisen include Jeffrey Dahmer, the resurrected corpse of Hitler, and Rand Paul.

Not to be outdone, Trump tweeted out shortly after the announcement that he had his own infinity gauntlet but revealed a picture of his hand covered in tin foil and pop rocks.

When pressed for comment, Republican Congressional leaders sighed in relief that someone more stable had entered the race.