Top 10 Worst Pieces of Financial Advice
- “Invest all of your savings in Beanie Babies. They’ll be worth a fortune someday!”
- “Put all of your money into lottery tickets. You’re bound to hit it big eventually!”
- “Spend all of your money on the latest fidget spinners. They’re the next big thing!”
- “Buy shares in a company that makes snail-flavored toothpaste. It’s the next big trend in dental hygiene!”
- “Put all of your money into a start-up that sells toenail clippings as a health supplement.”
- “Buy up all the supplies of Tang and store them in your garage. It will be worth a fortune when it becomes the new craze!”
- “Invest in a company that makes edible toilet paper. It’s the future of bathroom products!”
- “Buy a bunch of shares in a company that sells fake grass for cats to pee on. It’s the next big thing in pet care!”
- “Put all your money into a company that makes socks for chickens. It’s a surefire investment!”
- “Buy shares in a company that makes scented candles that smell like feet. It’s the next big thing in home fragrances!”
